d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

If you’ve had an abortion, you’re not a bad person.

pro-choice-is-love:

You did what you felt was the best decision. That does not make you a bad person. That makes you brave for booking the appointment, getting past pro-life protesters, for going through the procedure, getting through it all and still being here.

You are brave, you are strong, and you absolutely are a good person despite what some people will tell you.

luxhysteria:

Jupiter’s great red spot. A hurricane three times the size of our whole planet that’s been raging for centuries.

gaulllimaufry:

°˖✧♛ hail the queen ✧˖°

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for July 29th!   AAAAAA PAPER MARIO STUFF

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP taking a shower or bath together, but instead of getting frisky they innocently goof around in the water and wash each other’s hair and relax in each other’s arms.

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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levels of love

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH